Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Tribune Has a Sense of Humor -- Who Knew?




The winner of the Sun-Times' video contest about Wrigley Field naming rights is... a Chicago Tribune intern. See how she did it -- with a little help from her friends -- and watch the video.

We're Not Gonna Change It'

Here are the lyrics to "We're Not Gonna Change It" (sung to the tune of Twisted Sister's 1984 hit "We're Not Gonna Take It"):

We're not gonna change it! No! We'll never rename it! We will always call it Wrigley Field!
It's where we do our boozin' Where our team does its losin' Now some rich dude, he wants a change.
He'll name it after Old Style Or drugs for ills erectile Viagra Field sounds pretty strange.
We're not gonna change it! Zell! Don't try to rename it! It will always be OUR Wrigley Field!
Sam Zell may have the power And own the Tribune Tower Don't have the North Side's pride destroyed!
Nicorette Gum Park's a loser Don't give our name to Hooters Or products made for hemorrhoids!
Whoa-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh We're right (yeah) You'll see (yeah) The Cubs have sucked (what?) For a century! (what?!?)
We're not gonna change it! No! We'll never rename it! We will always call it Wrigley Field!
We're not gonna change it! (@#$% NO!) we won't let Zell change it! He'll just have to stick with Wrigley Field!
We're not gonna change it! No! We'll never rename it! We will always call it Wrigley Field!
(REPEAT AND FADE OUT)

> See the runner-up videos HERE

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